Why Tucker Carlson is a worthy first recipient of the
Box of Raspberries Award:
- For representing the worst stereotypes of his country so well
- For his amazing capacity to disrespect Canadians (and anyone else who disagrees with him)
- For fitting right in at Fox news (hint: louder and more abrasive is not a better argument, Tucker)
- For his insensitivity toward the mentally disabled
- For his name calling (he must have gone to school when bullying was still the way to be cool)
- For his bow ties
- For being falsely accused of rape ('limpid, flacid nature' came from somewhere)
- For having Wolf Blitzer steal his TV show's name and report his antics
- For losing without grace to George Stombolopolis
- For believing that Canada needs American protection (with nukes!)
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